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Income Tax

A big Gujarati businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Patel, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."

"And what," Mr. Patel asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"

The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Income Tax Department and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."


If Mumbai was targeted!

Here's what would have happened if buildings in Mumbai were the target instead of New York?

1: There would have been only two planes hijacked because one of the flights would have got cancelled due to some unavoidable circumstances...

2: The hijackers on the plane No. 2 would have got up for hijacking as per their planned schedule, say 9:00 am sharp, only to realize that the flight has got delayed and they are still at the Mumbai airport only.

3: The third plane with mainly hijackers on board (passengers would have missed the flight for it took off on exact time), would have successfully managed to hit the Express Towers around 9:30 a.m.

Again no one except the hijackers would have lost their lives.

Does anyone come to office that early in India?



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