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Culture Shock

Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well. So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.

"What part of the damn dog did you get?"

Pay for turn

Santa bought a new car. Next day he was driving it to the office. On the way he stopped at a traffic signal and suddenly opened the door to get down. He went to the Traffic Police and asked him, 'How much should I pay to take a right turn?'

The policeman Police man was astonished and asked, 'But why on earth are you asking such a weird question?'

Santa showed him the sign board in the corner of the road that read: 'Free Left Turn'