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For twenty years my husband and I were   very
'What happened then?'
'We met.'

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Teacher : Correct the sentence, " A bull and a cow is

grazing in the field"

Student : A cow and a bull are grazing in the  field
Teacher : How ?
Student : Ladies first.

Santa Banta find a bomb

Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station.

"What if one of them explodes before we get there?" asks Banta.

"Don't worry about it," says Santa. "We'll just lie and tell them we only found two."


Customer care

Tech Support: "Ok Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech Support: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech Support: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "Hey, you must be crazy. I'm not going to do THAT!"

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