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Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged
will you
give me
Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?"

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial
there was
commotion in the gallery.
The judge   pounded the gravel on his table and
shouted, "Order,
The drunkard immediately responded,
"Thank you,your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."

Blonde does a Y2K job e

TO: Boss
FROM: Blondie
RE: The Y2K change problem
Dear Sir,

I sincerely hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions. To be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion on all company calendars for next year. The calendars are out from the press and ready to distributed with the following changes:

Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk

Similarly, I have also changed all the days of the week to:

Sundak , Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak,Thursdak, Fridak,Saturdak

It gives me extreme pleasure to inform you that our company is Y to K compliant. Thanks for all the time and attention. Have a nice dak!!!

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