Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two Mothers-in-law.
    

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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts
of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
          

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: "You can have mine."
        

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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
          

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It's all in the mind

After the college lad delivered pizza to Bud's house, Bud asked, "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth, "this is my first trip here, but the boys tell me that if I get a quarter out of you, it'll be an achievement." "Is that so?" snorted Bud. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks," replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund." "What are you studying?" asked Bud.

The lad smiled and said, "Applied psychology."

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